Everything

Jul 24

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

Jul 24

alexhamiltonnn:

emmuhhrose:

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

image

peacock421 Oh my god. I’m dyinggggg.

😂😂😂

Jul 24
becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.


I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

Jul 24
tomslegsarekillingmeslowly:

nerdgirlsneedcocktoo:

42%?!?!?? That’s insane.

This is fucking sad.

tomslegsarekillingmeslowly:

nerdgirlsneedcocktoo:

42%?!?!?? That’s insane.

This is fucking sad.

Jul 24
Jul 24

seexi:

oh

Jul 24
laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

Jul 24
baiosbootybutt:


Very insightful, thank you

baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you

Jul 24

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

Jul 24

katiekatkkm:

I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better

Jul 24

fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

Jul 24
Jul 24

elanchana:

asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

THIS IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN

Jul 24

mykingdomforapen:

everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods

they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds

Jul 24