Everything

Aug 30

justazombiewithakeyboard:

butcarlthatkillspeople:

sarcastic-snowflake:

just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.

you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle

fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.

Aug 29

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

Aug 29

corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

Aug 29

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

Aug 29

milesjai:

all-brawn-no-brain:

the-girl-who-laughed:

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THIS IS HILARY DUFF.

THIS QUEEN BUILT DISNEY CHANNEL AND DIDN’T HAVE A SAD, DISAPPOINTING DOWNSPIRAL.

SHE IS THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT AND NOW SHE’S A HAPPILY MARRIED MOTHER.

THAT’S HOW ITS DONE.

CAN I ALSO ADD THAT SHE BATTLED ANOREXIA AND BEAT IT ALL TO HELL

“THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT”????

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Aug 29
xrvchel:

schizophrenic-stoner:

shakespearean-rose:

phyerfly:

"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."

107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.

i’ve reblogged this about 6 times. i’ll never not reblog this.

Hotttiieeeeee

xrvchel:

schizophrenic-stoner:

shakespearean-rose:

phyerfly:

"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."

107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.

i’ve reblogged this about 6 times. i’ll never not reblog this.

Hotttiieeeeee

Aug 29

notacatchdonnie:

in the end im not cool or punk or anything i just listen to loud music in an attempt to drown everything else out

Aug 29

rabioheab:

redmosaic:

rabioheab:

Best Insults To Use In Fight

  • doodoohead
  • nerd
  • dingus
  • you stink
  • where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because you’re a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)
  • Diaper Man

Nerd is never an insult. Nerd is a badge of honour!

shut up nerd

Aug 26
thelookonherface:

That is one hell of a discount!

thelookonherface:

That is one hell of a discount!

Aug 26
adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

Aug 26
That is one hell of a discount!

That is one hell of a discount!

Aug 26

saccharinesinger:

kansass:

starships were meant to fly

hands up and imagine how is touch the sky

Lets do this one last time

Don’t dead open inside

Aug 26

letsdarry:

grubbsgrady:

gabrielsvessel:

chekon-chekov:

supermishamiga:

elessar2931:

destieltheory:

iamilex:

lucifersnuts:

pineappledean:

castielsmitesyou:

flutiebear:

Sassy as fuck.

Now that’s the Castiel I love. 

That look that he gives him…it is like “What? Yeah that was me. You impressed?”

I laugh so hard at this every time jsut cas omg 

I miss my original flavor sassy Cassie.

omg i cant

original flavor sassy Cassie

He’s still there with lines like:

“You know, I can hear you, I am a celestial being.”

“I’m an angel, you ass.”

“I’m aproximately the size of the Crysler building”

or those times when Dean says things like: “Can you lift this.” and Cas is all *bitch, please*

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*just look at me, doing all the work* *I’m fabulous, aren’t I?*

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and this one just speaks for itself:

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like “srsly you underestimate me baby”

Sasstiel: Angel of the Lord

He’s a strong independent angel who don’t need no Lord

REBLOGGING FOR THE LAST COMMENT, PEOPLE

Aug 26

endverse-casstiel:

purgatoilet:

pontparnasse:

mishaco:

woman-of-wonder:

frottage-cheese:

My idea of heaven consists of all the things I would go to hell for.

This is actually the most accurate thing I’ve seen all day

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#NO #BAD FANDOM #BAD #YOU’RE GROUNDED

OH IT’S BECAUSE THIS THING IS MAKING ITS ROUNDS AGAIN DAMMIT

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Aug 26

lyxdelsic:

"hey can I copy your homework?"

“I was gonna copy yours”

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